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A Curious Island--LOTF Fanfic-Chief Jack Song

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  Roger was walking down the island when Henry,Maurice and Robert suddenly jumped out of the bushes and began to invade his personal space singing,

"Chief Jack
Chief Jack
Chief Jack!"

Roger furrowed his brow,"What in Golding's name are you doing?" Like three annoying younger siblings they seemed not to realize they weren't wanted.

"He runs around the island
The man of man sins
He got the application that you just sent in!"

"Does this mean I'm head torturer now?" Maurice shushed him.

"It needs his approval
So let the games begin!
A savage act
A show of force
A murder would be nice of course!

Roger was delighted things would be that easy,after all he loved game...and savagery...and being forceful...he really did want to kill a certain someone...

"Bad Jack
Bad Jack
Bad Jack
He's Bad!
The Hunter's league of Hunting is watching
So beware,the grade you receive will be the last we swear
So make the bad chief go wow
Or he'll make you his sow!"

"Wait,what?!" Roger's eyes bulged,he knew Jack was a little off,but his sow?

"You're speared up!
There's no turning back!
Go kill something already!
Signed Chief Jack!"
Welcome to an alternate universe fanfic of Lord of the Flies,it contains humor,drama,deviation from canon material and supernatural elements.Especially the last one,there will be mermaids.

It will officially start with my spin on Chapter 9 but for now enjoy a ridiculous version of Dr.Horrible's "Bad Horse".
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this takes me back, i love that book ;P "he'll make you his sow." lol, that's my favorite part :D